Crazy whats app status

Fun lies everywhere…Someone needs to find it…Here is a collection of few funny whats app status messages. There are a lot but here are a few funniest ones:

1. Someone’s status “Sleeping” since 3 Days! Is he alive??

2. Someone has been “Driving” for 5 days! He might have reached Dubai by now!!!

3. Someone’s status is “Happy” for more than a month. Dude, we also want to go to that paradise…

4. Someone is always ‘Available’. He looks like the most free person on the planet.

5. There are lots of people whose status from day 1 is, ‘Hey there! I’m using WhatsApp’. Is it to be announced. We Know ! That’s why you’re on our list!

6. A big no. of my contacts say “urgent calls only”. I never get it… Are they in the police or ambulance service?

7. Someone’s status says, “Can’t talk. Whatsapp only”. Dude, throw your phone away.. You are not using your phone’s basic function.

8. Someone has been ‘watching movie’ for the past 5 weeks. He either owns the theatre or sells popcorn there….

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