Heights of Everything....Few people are so extreme that they do everything to their extreme, in other words 'heights'.... Heights of Fashion: . . 1. Heights of Fashion ?? Lungi with a zip... :P 2. Heights of Laziness ?? Asking lift for morning walk 3. Heights of Craziness ?? Get blank paper xerox 4. Heights of Honesty ?? Pregnant woman buying 2 tickets 5. Heights of De-hydration ?? Cow giving
Heights of coolness: 2 guys coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in their hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy: mmmm...I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: No dude... I saw a girl sitting besides me using calculator :D
What's the height of hope?? Sitting in the examination hall, holding the question paper in hand And telling yourself "Dude, don't worry.........Exams wil get postponed!"
Girl calls a boy: Girl: Hellllooo baby Boy: Helllloo jaanuu Girl: Subah se koi ata pata nahi....kahan ho... Boy: Arrrre hum to aapki aankhon mein khoye hue hain Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho??? Boy: Tumhari photo dekh raha hun, kahin aur man lagta hi nahi.... Girl: Par, maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi!!! Boy: Uski kya zaroorat hai